Since you all refused to take the advice in my last post (well done, I'm proud of you) it's time to give you a proper lesson in micro-room etiquette. It comes to you in the form of a list so that it will be even easier to absorb.

• DO NOT CLOSE EMPTY MICROWAVES.
• Do not block the door.
• Mikra with lid loosely on. It will be so boring for the ladybugs who have to clean up otherwise.
• Go as far in as you can if you see a micro available further in.
• A microphone is only on if the small red symbol above the numbers lights up.
• Do not turn off the microwave after you are done.
• No fish.
• If you're going to bake your poor frozen lasagna for 10 minutes, you might as well go outside and wait outside and there will be more space in the room.
• Become one with the wall/cart/recycling while you wait.
• Did I mention you shouldn't close an empty mic?

With these simple tips and tricks, I'm sure you'll never make a micro-room faux pas again.

food in microwave,
Miss von Tänen

In short, here is a list:

1. Should you heat food in the microwave; RUN immediately after the lecture. It's a race, you're the star, show everyone else what you're all about.
2. If the above does not appeal; leave the lecture five minutes early. Completely empty in the microwave. You can read the information later.
3. If you find the above embarrassing; don't bother going to the second half of the lecture. Something something food is important.
4. Okay, but you arrived late to the lecture, so you might as well skip the whole thing.

Anyway the most important tip is the last one:

• Never listen to older students. No-one knows how we ended up here. At least it wasn't through good study techniques. Help.

I do not want to,
Miss von Tänen

If desired, the last post of the summer will be about pie.

On the whole, the conclusion is that everyone should eat more pie.

Pie,
Miss von Tänen

Lund is quite empty in the summer. Especially central Lund on weekday evenings. And it does not help that the sun goes down so late. Empty bright streets and gentle winds that for once do not blow headwinds. Spoopy vibes. Would recommend.

But there are lots of things you can come up with even if you do not have a job, you can for example take a daily walk back and forth to the library to return the book you read that day and borrow a new one. Then you can spend about half an hour trying to argue to your friends that you actually have a life, it's just a little break, isn't that the whole point of summer? Or you can ... Uh ... There are probably a lot of things. A lot of things. Yep.

By the way, does anyone know what applies to playgrounds? As an adult, do you have as much right to swing on a swing as a child? Or should you jump off at speed and run in the other direction as soon as a child even looks in one direction ??? Should age discrimination in playgrounds or not ???? Need answers to cope with the summer.

On equally important tracks, we in the Ministry of Truth try to arrive at the truth about soup. The question at question is:

                     As a concept, is soup a good thing?

The correct answer is of course yes, but SOME committee members seem to have gotten it a little on their hind legs. (I do not mention names but email arkiv@fsektionen.se if you want to quarrel). So if you dear readers have any relevant opinion, we are more than happy to receive it by any e-mail that ends at @ fsektionen.se. Anything works. Preferably written in capital letters, but it is voluntary.

Summer and soup,
Miss von Tänen

Now you were surprised huh!? Didn't you think that you would get steaming fresh content even during the summer holidays? But then it will be! Because I asked a person (forgot who it was) if it was a good idea, and I THINK they said yes. So that was all I needed.

Today's post I would like to dedicate both midsummer and doing half-stupid things to make it a fun story. The ambitious can definitely make sure to combine the two and come up with something dubious tomorrow, but for those who want a little more traditional midsummer celebrations, I have composed a list of things you can come up with:

• Check yourself and your friends for ticks. Fat hard to see if you have any on your back as well.
• When you're still there; help your friends lubricate themselves with sunscreen in the neck so that they do not look like a beetroot.
• Learn to tie a wreath without string for who the hell remembers to bring string to a midsummer celebration (It's not that hard, it's just braiding and then braiding the end type. You solve it).
• Compete whose blood is most appetizing. Most mosquito bites at the end of the evening win a prize.
• Google how to remove grass stains from white clothes.
• Empirically already take on the exact dimensions of an optimal cube track. It may take all day, but it's probably worth it. In the name of science. (Email us if you come up with something, I would like to know but refuse to check the actual rules.)

And concerning the second subject; just do it. Stop thinking. What is the worst thing that can happen lol. You are young, shave your hair (recommended), get a tattoo, flirt through life, create stupid things, do what you wanted to do but do not dare. What are you waiting for. The pension? Fucking tit.

Summer is young,
Miss von Tänen