Tips from the elders

In short, here is a list:

1. Should you heat food in the microwave; RUN immediately after the lecture. It's a race, you're the star, show everyone else what you're all about.
2. If the above does not appeal; leave the lecture five minutes early. Completely empty in the microwave. You can read the information later.
3. If you find the above embarrassing; don't bother going to the second half of the lecture. Something something food is important.
4. Okay, but you arrived late to the lecture, so you might as well skip the whole thing.

Anyway the most important tip is the last one:

• Never listen to older students. No-one knows how we ended up here. At least it wasn't through good study techniques. Help.

I do not want to,
Miss von Tänen