NEW WEEK NEW THOUGHTS

New, the VT election will soon be closed !!!! Have you already applied to von Tänen? If not, well, we do not want Gustav Andersson to drown in interviews. But a little sad too, we do not want to miss out on fun, or boredom depending on what kind of person you are.

Speaking of nothing, who the hell has taken our salmon box? 3.1 liter glass box from IKEA. Filled with love and salmon scent. The salary of a coffee is certainly promised from the café master. I may get to ask first but I feel a little ask first then on it. As long as the salmon box bastard is found.

This week's knowledge comes from Melinda this time. She says that a fucking life hack for the tired student who does not want to cook dinner is to go to ICA and buy a frozen cake. You can probably figure out the way from there. Apparently it also works just as well with caramel balls with the disadvantage that they are more difficult to eat with a knife and fork.

Until next week, do nothing stupid,
of teeth

Back again, you did not think you had gotten rid of us in a week, did you? I was thinking of hanging out here the whole reading period, and you can damn it.

This week's knowledge is an ignorance, more precisely the ignorance of how many cucumbers / tomatoes / peppers go to a sandwich in Hilbert café. If anyone should have that knowledge, they are welcome to contact them. Qualified guesses are also received, but only if you can cite the source. Preferably with the Harvard system.

Speaking of Hilbert café, I would like to shed some light on the culinary experience that ordinary vegans nowadays can have here in our own math house. Paprika hummus and Pulled vego ?? The choices are endless. However, I would still like everyone to collectively forget that the taco sandwich ever existed, and that we instead look forward together towards the potential horizon. Vegan meatball sandwich? A vegan actually taco sandwich (note; without slimy beans)? A vegan salad ?????? Who knows what is to come.

tac o ’hey, liver pate
of teeth

von Tänen here, vibin' as usual.

There are some theories that no one is reading this blog. We at von Tänen obviously know that this is not true and that you all check every week to see if something new and exciting has come up. Which of course it does because we are here now, and we are exciting.

This week's knowledge is that miska is a word, which is a derogatory term for a woman (and rhymes with whipping (in swedish)). It feels good to know that sexism is alive and well.

But we should not think about that now that spring is at the door. Think instead of more fun things like applying for a summer job, or getting back exam results or maybe even that it's time to do a spring cleaning. Extra congratulations to you who are allergic to pollen.

Have the good ones, we'll hear from you next week
of teeth

They forgot to translate me ;(

A not-quite-as-warm-as-it-should-be day in March, the Ministry of Truth held its kick off by going to Halland's nation and eat some nice grub together. We all met up at the queue to Halland's and waited until we were allowed to bypass everyone in the queue, since we hade booked some tables ;)

When we got inside, we sat by our tables and awaited the food while chatting away in swell company. The fact that the table cloth was made of actual cloth and not paper made caused some of us to be very delighted.

After eating some nice food, the main event arrived: tonight's quiz! The theme was 1992 and we formed teams of 6 people in each. The questions were not trivial! In my team, Ministry of Fruits, we quickly found out that 3 of us actually stood a chance and knew their random quiz-trivia, while the rest of us didn't feel quite as knowledgeable at the moment. However, we were very good moral support and helped out with songs and smiles to cheer on our team mates.

20 difficult questions later, with way to little connection to maths if you ask me, we swapped our answer sheet with our neighbours and started correcting. Our summation of rough estimations actually gave us a point! After the correcting was done, and teams started to get eliminated, it was clear that the top two teams consisted of us from the Ministry of Truth! In the end, my team, the Ministry of Fruits, won with a mere point and a total of 37(!) points!

This must simply prove that the Ministry of Truth knows best and holds all of the information you could possibly ever need!

Well done and thank you for a very nice evening everyone! I'm looking forward to more of what Sanning 2019 will do in the future :D