They forgot to translate me ;(

Less than a week ago, a former ladybug found a trove of rainbow colour-shifting Party Parrots, A.K.A. The Cult Of The Party Parrots. Now, almost all of it’s kind has been invited to Hilbert Café’s internal Slack communication channel and they are taking it over! At the moment, 55(!) different kind of Parrots have invaded. There is a Coffee Parrot and a Revolutionary Parrot for instance.

The Hilbert Slack #Random is completely overtaken by these parrots! And they always shoew up at the most inappropriate moments. For instance, in the middle of a meeting, during the darkest hours of the day and today they even entered the very serious #ShopingList!

But, hey! Hilbert Café loves everyone, so we will of course welcome all these parrots to our fantastic Café! <3

Wednesday morning
Extremely tired
See someone waving at me
Do wait just a minute gesture
Walk ritually towards Hilbert Café
Someone taps me on the back
Can you fix a poster for this event?
sighs internally
Continue walking to Hilbert Café
A coffee with a lid and a sandwich please
shove whole sandwich in my mouth
drink boiling hot coffee
First lecture, mechanics, trying not to fall asleep
Can you please move so we can get out
Mfw I slept through the whole lecture
drink cold coffee
Walk ritually to Hilbert Café again
Look at my coffee card
Tfw
A coffee card please, i use up one of these a week
drink hot coffee
Sit down in Hilbert
Open computer to catch up with all the things I am behind on
Please connect a charger
Charger is at home
loudly sighs internally
drink warm coffee
Open mechanics text book
Draw free body diagrams of 30 bananas and my coffee mug
drink lukewarm coffee
Draw free body diagram of the math house out of boredom
Feel eyelids slowly closing
no but I can't sleep now
See how the world turns black
oh wow that was a good nap
Look at the time
12:30 PM
Remember that Council of Executives meeting began 15 minutes ago
shortly screams internally
drink ice cold coffee
Meeting is over
Ritually walks towards Hilbert Café
Look at TimeEdit
”Lab Fys:H452”
sobs internally
drink boiling hot coffee and burn my tongue
Run to the lab
Feel how I get more exercise in 5 minutes than during the entire year
drink hot coffee
Lab about diffraction
See how a laser dot becomes many dots
wow
Lab finally over
17:00 PM
Buy coffee in Fysikum
drink hot coffee
Sit down to summarize how my day has been
why did I think that that was a good idea
Go out to bike home
Rear tyre has a puncture
drink hot coffee
cries internally

1. LaTeX works on Facebook Messenger! Only on the computer though.
2. After every sequence you rotate negatively in every nolledance. This is a great tip to avoid embarrassing yourself on the dancefloor.
3. The word maybe stems from may be as it may happen. Wow.
4. There's a bunch of free stuff on the second floor in the E-building (by the northern stairs)
5. The north part of Hilbert Café has a better internet connection (still awful though)
6. Never use Comic Sans.

Use these tips and your life will be better.

They forgot to translate me ;(