A day in the life of a council president

Wednesday morning
Extremely tired
See someone waving at me
Do wait just a minute gesture
Walk ritually towards Hilbert Café
Someone taps me on the back
Can you fix a poster for this event?
sighs internally
Continue walking to Hilbert Café
A coffee with a lid and a sandwich please
shove whole sandwich in my mouth
drink boiling hot coffee
First lecture, mechanics, trying not to fall asleep
Can you please move so we can get out
Mfw I slept through the whole lecture
drink cold coffee
Walk ritually to Hilbert Café again
Look at my coffee card
Tfw
A coffee card please, i use up one of these a week
drink hot coffee
Sit down in Hilbert
Open computer to catch up with all the things I am behind on
Please connect a charger
Charger is at home
loudly sighs internally
drink warm coffee
Open mechanics text book
Draw free body diagrams of 30 bananas and my coffee mug
drink lukewarm coffee
Draw free body diagram of the math house out of boredom
Feel eyelids slowly closing
no but I can't sleep now
See how the world turns black
oh wow that was a good nap
Look at the time
12:30 PM
Remember that Council of Executives meeting began 15 minutes ago
shortly screams internally
drink ice cold coffee
Meeting is over
Ritually walks towards Hilbert Café
Look at TimeEdit
”Lab Fys:H452”
sobs internally
drink boiling hot coffee and burn my tongue
Run to the lab
Feel how I get more exercise in 5 minutes than during the entire year
drink hot coffee
Lab about diffraction
See how a laser dot becomes many dots
wow
Lab finally over
17:00 PM
Buy coffee in Fysikum
drink hot coffee
Sit down to summarize how my day has been
why did I think that that was a good idea
Go out to bike home
Rear tyre has a puncture
drink hot coffee
cries internally